tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28761356524102307482024-03-13T09:56:25.402-07:00The Reluctant New YorkerThe Reluctant New Yorkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09412613080268935186noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2876135652410230748.post-22975644261369012402011-03-08T16:01:00.000-08:002011-03-08T16:01:36.277-08:00that can't be good.today the subway smells oddly like someone cleaned something in it, and also like someone really, really vomited.The Reluctant New Yorkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09412613080268935186noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2876135652410230748.post-26137755024124945142011-03-07T17:55:00.000-08:002011-03-07T17:55:56.403-08:00the mentally ill one in the subway, me.would it be inappropriate, when i get to the bottom of the steps at the exit of the F train, to cry and scream, "I DON'T WANT ANY EXERCISE RIGHT NOW!!!!!"<br />
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i feel "at risk" by the number of times i envision myself doing something "clearly mentally ill" in public view, coupled with the number of times i see a middle-aged woman who probably once-upon-a-time had the faculties to 'contain her shit' doing something "clearly mentally ill" in public view<br />
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new york is so bad for you, run for the hills if you canThe Reluctant New Yorkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09412613080268935186noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2876135652410230748.post-56751589656115027602011-03-06T16:24:00.000-08:002011-03-06T16:24:34.144-08:00Brooklyn is a sick, sick joke.Exhibit a) when it rains, this is what the MTA does to you:<br />
<ul><li>Total time traveled: 40 minutes</li>
<li>Distance traveled: 1.5 miles</li>
<li>Number of vehicles you tried to take: 1</li>
<li>Number of vehicles the MTA gave you weird blue slips and told you to get on: 3</li>
<li>Number of weird death marches through gross alleys before the MTA tells you where the death march goes to: 1</li>
<li>Where you were trying to go: JUST THE GYM</li>
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